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Doc was a teacher from 1967 to 2010. (Sigh)

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1423 - croissants
Have you ever, like, looked at a plate of, say, twenty croissants, and imagined they were living, breathing beings. And then said to yourself, "I am going to grab one of you and rip you into pieces. Then I am going to butter the bleeding remnants and devour you hot from the knife." And then you thought about the frightened croissants. And then DID THE DEED! I haven't either.